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[17 Jan 2006|09:22pm]
so, exams start tomorrow, that sucks, but what's worse, i've got AP US History, AND math analysis tomorrow. well, that's gonna be a fun four hours. on the another note, we just got DSL internet, and it is freakin sweet. I's so fast compared to dial-up, i love it. well, study hard for exams, and always remember, everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes, lalalala, it doesn't mean we go around commiting, hate criiiiiiiiiiiiimes.
until next time, me

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[18 Dec 2005|08:54pm]
i dont have too much to say, but im gonna write a lot anyway. i tried out for ragtime last week. i am hoping for the part of fathe. i dont know if ill get it, because my audition sucked. im making a little money on the side with mcdonalds, but i cant work durring the week, so poo. im not gonna write my history essay, but use a hw pass instead. hmmmmmmmmmm, i think that covers everything. i work with a bunch of drug dealer and abusers at mickey d's, so if you're in a fix, get a job there and you'll have money and people to buy them from. a few of them scare me, but most of them are just stupid. well, that's it, i haven't yet aquired the 4th season of family guy, but will have it by the end of the year. oh, one more thing, i got a new toothbrush, the pulsar, and it kicks ass. it feels like that thing the dentist uses, not the painful spike, but the good-feeling brush thing. it was only 6 bucks, and well... it kicks ass. i suggest everyone go out and buy one.
until next time.
Thwo jews walk into a bar... they buy it
hahaha
time for family guy, c ya

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[15 Nov 2005|08:00pm]
soooo, it's that time again, time to update my lj. i dont remember when i last updated, so ill review. I went up to west virginia weslian college this week to see josh in hair. he's gotten... shaggy, because he's not allowed to shave or cut his hair. he's coming down this weekend, just to hang out. i got a job at Mc Donalds, so i'll have a steady income now, it sucks being poor, and i would advise anyone not getting allowance to get a job because having money rocks, and most fast food places give you free food, so that's another BIG plus. well, i think that's about it, oh, bye the way, leave some indicationof whou you are when you post, or i will just stare in wonder and post some lame response, im not psychic, just cool. i dont have any more news for you, except come see picaso at the lapin agile in december, it's f-ink hilarious.
ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND

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[06 Nov 2005|11:16am]
so, marching band is over. i guess it'll be nice to have some free time. the acting 2 competition play got second place at district, which means we're going to state competition the weekend after next.im going out to west viginia next weekend to see my brother in Hair, it's a play with optional nude scenes. he says noone's chosen to be nude yet, but someone very well could, so... um, that's pretty much all i got right now, i gotta go clean a room in my house. by the way, i hear we might have only one drum major next year. this saddens me, beause i was gonna try out, but if there's only one, i know andy will get it. he's one of the biggest brown-nosers i've ever met. it would be sweet if andy and i both got it. just imagine what band would be like. i goota go, see you all on monday.

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[01 Nov 2005|06:47pm]
today i find myself in a predicament. I have history 2nd period, and i dont know whether the outlines are due tomorrow or thurs. im probably gonna do them just in case. Mrs. Yates is a horrendous teacher, she puts me to sleep every freakin day. I dont know why she is so stupid, i guess god just ran out of brains. well, nothing really new today. come see picaso, it's a play, in december it's freakin hilarious. oh yeah, i turned in my application to micky d's this evening, keep the fingers crossed. it may be a fast food place, but answer me this, does krogers feed you? FOR FREE? i dont think so. im sad i wont get to hang out with warner, he was the best damn slave in the band. hardest working too. well, that's it for me. have fun doing whatever it is that you do. feliz navidat ( or however you spell that, i dont speak yugoslavian)

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[31 Oct 2005|09:24pm]
so, this weekend was awesome. i was surrounded by gay guys, thesbians, lesbians, and any other esbian you can think of. we did,'t win anything, but we had a good time. no band this week, i hope the people who messed up mr. hand's car get kicked out of school, those freakin punks. i just got back from trick or treat-ing. i went as a knight who says "Nih", from monty python.i got lots of candy. im at Jaberg's house, because my parents are both in florida. I just realized something. I've slept with four diffent guys in the last four day, im a freaking whore. i definately sleep around. oh, shut up, you're just jealous. well, i think that's about it, keep rocking in a free world, and keep sticking it to the man.

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[25 Oct 2005|05:38pm]
i've noticed that all of my entries are quite long. if this irritates you, tough. just for future reference, don't reply annonymously on my journal. it only means that you are too much of a pussy to own up to what you say. i don't care what you say, as long as it isn't an insult to duct tape, or an anonnymous post. that being said, VTA is on friday, which means that i dont have school. hooray for theatre. i don't really have anything to talk about. class rings came in today, and mine is ultrium, but im sure no one cares. history homework sucks. im working on terms and outlines, and i dont have enough info yet. well, i guess i'll leave you now, im going to go, i don't kno what ill do, but it will not consukme any energy. farewell my vivacious friends.

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[23 Oct 2005|10:34pm]
well, yesterday the marching band kicked ass. we scored a superior at our irst competition, and we won our class at basset. JF didn,t win anything, hahaha, they sucked. it was an exhausting day,though. we left school at 7:45, and i did,'t get home till 2 on sunday. it was rediculous. but I learned a lot about warners mom, she got a lot of work done on the plantation. hahaha, just kidding, she's not my slave, she belongs to chris, kidding again. By the way. if you leave a response on this journal, i wish you would leave some indication of who you are. I mean, all these weird people are saying stuff, and i have no idea who you all are. my board is open to all, even phillipino's, but expect some criticism every once in a while. i believe in equality, and that includes equal oppourtunity hate, so take nooffense to what i say, and i appologize up to this point if i have offended anyone. that being said, NO BAND PRACTICE THIS WEEK!!!. we have th whole week off. if anyone has any best buy bucks from mcDonalds, it would be greatly appreciated if you could find it in your heart to release them froom your posession, and relenquish them to me. in lamens term, give me all of your best buy dollars, and all of your wildest fantasies will come true. that's all i got right now, holla bach shoties

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[19 Oct 2005|08:33pm]
so, im sitting at my computer and the funniest thing happens... just kidding, nothing happend. but i was at travis's house, and you;ll never believe what happend... hahaha, got you again, but all jokes aside, ok, not all of them. nothing much happend today. I fell asleep in mrs. yates class, she could seriously be a kindergarten teacher, she's great at giving naptime, or as i like to call it, quiet contemplation. i hear we get next week off from marching band, and this is good news, but i also hear we have to go to the pep rally. im not so psyched about that. knowing hand, we'll probably have to wear our freakin uniforms. tomorrow is twin day, and andy and i are gonna rock the house... i mean school. Ragtime is awesome, the music is great. if you go to heritage, you must try out. we need some 30 black people, 30 immigrants, and 30 white people. i would paint myself black, were it not for fear of being beat up the next day at school.
do any jewish people read this, if you do, than stop, or ill tell hitler who you are... j/l, i love me some jews. but you know what i dont like, fat girls who wear tight clothes. i mean, 347 pouns chicks wearing tube tops, that's just nasty. dont get me wrong, i got nothin against large women, but dress like it, dont go showing what you dont got, it's embarrassing and painful; seriously, it burns my eyes. well, that's all i got for right now, but never forget, there once was a man from nantuckit...
just kidding, but seriously, "how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3 one dirty stinkin ape to screw it in, and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw pheses at each other!heheheheheh"-peter griffin i will see you all on the flip side.
peters

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catchup [18 Oct 2005|09:00pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]
[ music | Ragtime ]

well, i haven't written in quitesome time, almost three months, in fact, and i find myself in a position to be able to type. I have been swamped with homework and marchingband, so that is my excuse. well, let's see, since i last wrote, i believe school has started and im not enjoying waking up every morning at six. also, for all of you who don't know, my sister is getting married, if you don't know her, disregard this mesage, also, Josh is attending West Virginia Weslyan. if you don't know josh, you shouldn't be reading this, but if you're nosy enough to care, be my guest. well, the new band director definately has some downsides, but it is his first year, so I will accept these flaws, seeing as how he is ten times more professional than Q. don't get me wrong, Q was great, but he was great because he was a friend first, teacher second, Mr. Hand has his priorities str8, and i respect him for that, moving along. Mrs. Yates is the worste( is that how you spaeel it?) teacher i've ever had in my life. Also, Brittany Brodas(another questionable spelling) fucked up my horn. she cost me 83 fucking dollars because she can't spin the flag right. i appologize for the profanity, but it is a hot subject. let's see... duct tape is still supreme...the internet is for porn(avenue Q, for all of you luzers who haven't heard it yet)... and i just thought of a joke. Why couldn't hellen keller drive? because she was a woman.hahaha, get it? j/k, im not sexist, just sexy. well, i think that'll do it. leave a post if you have any concerns that need adressing, and i will get back to them in a flash(less than 3 months) that being said, i bid you all, goodnight. peters

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[19 Jul 2005|09:48pm]
hello everyone, longtime no see.
well, i've beenpretty busy this summer, but now the only thing i have to do is homework. i've decided to finish it all before i read the sixth harry potter book. well, marching band is just around the corner, and i am not ready to get up at seven in the morning. it's gonna suck. but at least i wont have to do basics. the new band director is pretty cool. ok, here's the scoop. My dad is the band booster president and my mom is planning the spring trip, so i know a few things. firstly, there will be no charge for any of the overnighters and competitions, just the seventy-sum for cleaning the uniforms. a package will be available for $30 for shoes and 2 pair of gloves. we're getting better shoes. the only fundraiser we're doing is the fruit. If you dont really care about all of that stuff, than...stop reading. as for travel, i hear tell that we are not staying at the beach this year, but rather, 10 minutes from bush gardens, so we can spend the whole day there. as for the spring break trip, it's gonna rock. we're headed to florida. my mom has connections with high people, so she got a great deal. we're planning on spending 3 days at disney world, 2 days at universal, and 1 day at seaworld. and it'll only cost around $120. Now, that price isn't finalized, but the people my mom knows... i wouldn't expect it to go up much. Well, i will see everyone at band camp, and if you're not doing marching band, you need to. peace.

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[28 Jun 2005|03:45pm]
Well guys,
im in california. yaaaaaaaaaay. yesterday i went to disneyland with my grandparents. It's quite a bit smaller than Disneyworld. it was awesome, i got a great hat. well, im in a room with some relatives ive never met before. it's been great. meeting new people who have known about me forever. Most of them are girls and the current topic is makeup, which is why im online. we got me dad a laptop, and im wirelessly connected to DSL at my uncle's house. i love it up here. im definately coming out again around graduation. i think me and andy need to come out. maybe travis and austin could come. i mean...to quote the beach boys, "Two girls for every boy lalalala". hahaha, just kidding, but not really, but seriously. well, im out. you guys have fun in...hahahahaha... Lynchburg. heeheehee.

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[21 Jun 2005|05:11pm]
Well, it's been quite a while since i wrote in my journal. not much goin on in my life. school got out, i got a debit card, i ordered my guitar today. It's freakin awesome. if u wanna see it, go to musiciansfriend.com it's the ibanez starter pack, under guitars. i got a metallic blue one. it rocks. im heading out to california on saturday, i get back on the 4th of july, then on the fifth i head down to florida for a mission trip to help the homeless, and all that jazz. my life's not too0 interesting. hey, my mom changed my number so we can get DSL. im also getting a computer from Channel 13 news for 20 bucks. that's about all. well, if u need to know my new #, email me of give me your email, im not posting it. have a nice life.

Peters

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[28 May 2005|11:14pm]
Man,
im so freakin tired. i worked 7 freakin hours today, and i didn't get to sit down one. other than that, my day was pretty uneventful. my family, other than josh, is all away on em's field trip. i was gonna have a massive orgy, but i figured money was more important to me than that, pretty pathetic right. well, i hope all of you enjoy your 3 day weekend. I have to work tomorrow and monday*SIGH* and i also have to play frisbee golf with my man, austin. well, i gotta get up to go to church tomorrow, so i'll leave you guy with a good note, F. hahaha. get it, F is a note, as are G, A, B,C, D, and E. hahaha, WHAT?!?!?!?! you dont think it's funny, you guys suck. i'll see you all on tuesday.

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[27 May 2005|09:29pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Silent Night-played by me on guitar ]

Holy crap guys. If you weren't at the one acts, you really missed out. there were pirates, and zombies, and me in fishnets. that's right, me in fishnets. You missed the perfect oppourtunity to blackmail me for life. Now i know that noone here has something better to do on friday night that see awesome plays. you guy( and females) suck. seriously, it was hilarious. and to all of those who did go:"OW, YOU HIT ME IN THE MOUTH!!!!!". hahaha. it didn't last that long fo having 16 plays. Well, i have nothing else to say right now, other than, the one acts kicked ass.

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[18 May 2005|09:52pm]
[ mood | grateful ]
[ music | Man, I feel like a woman-some stupid country guy ]

I DONT CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU HAVE TO SAY WOMEN KICK ASS AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
MALE, FEMALE, IT DOESN't MATTER, EVERYONE NEEDS WOMEN. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR WOMEN.

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HOORAY [18 May 2005|09:34pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ]

Yippy,
I just got home from target where i bought season 3 of Family guy. It came with a shit and bonus dvd for the same price as just the season. And i bought anchorman. Funniest movie ever. well, i don't really have much else to say. I'm in the one acts. I play an evil thief and a homosexual drag queen. for those of you who have no idea what a drag queen is, I WEAR DRESSES(plural form of dress). It's so funny. everyone definately needs to come see the play, if for nothing else, to see a fat guy in a dress. tell all your friends to come and see them. Oh, and if you see Liz or Austin, point and laugh and stare, because they both quit. Those luzers. well, i've gotta go watch some tv. I figure i'll watch the first disk of family guy tonight, and then anchorman; which will put me asleep at around 1:30. keep it cool. your truly

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FAMILY GUY AND OTHER HUMOROUS TOPICS [17 May 2005|09:20pm]
[ mood | sore ]
[ music | Point of no return- Sir Andrew Loyd Webber ]

OK, i've totally run out of awesome ways to start my entries, so i think i'll just skip it and start writing. I just got home from the ballgame. I know nobody cares, but i made 16 bucks. i can't wait till saturday, $6.50 and hoour at Golden Coral. Anyways, i was just talking to people today, and it seems that my earlier entries were much mor interesting and hilarious than the last one, so im sorry if it affends you, but i think ill keep writing how i used to. Well, for those of you who didn't see Family Guy, on sunday, i'll fill u in a little. Peter got stuck in a tree and it showed the keebler elves. the leader was tlking(u know, the old one). "We attack the rice crispy guys at dawn, that is if paco delivers the goods." as if this wasn't funny enough, later it shows two of the rice crispy guys all beat up in the bar. "Man, those elves came out of nowhere. This one's for crackle" HAHAHAHA get it, Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Crackle died. HAhAHAHA. Anyway, i thought it was hilarious.If any of you are like teresa in the matter that you don't have a tv, i pitty you; but if any of you don't like family, May god have mercy on your souls. has anyone ever noticed how hard it is to be funny without making fun of someone, it's quite difficult. I don't think you all appreciate the insane amount of WIT that goes into this journal. I wonder if stupid people are as funny as smart ones. in my opinion, the smater the person, the more corny the jokes. never ask anyone in the top ten of your class for a joke. you'll get some crap about the square root of 623827623 of the center of the cintrifugal; force of two trains about to collide, or the number if pie to the eighthundredth digit. Stupid people rock. we should unite and take over the world. We've already got someone as president of the US and Prime Minister Great Britain. we're halfway there.
By the way, i think i need to start writing my will, because Rhea scares the crap out of me. She seriously threatened me the other day, and i somewhat believe her. Austin's there to testify. it was f-ing crazy. I have finally figured out the meaning of life. there are three in fact, and they apply to men and women, so listen up. Duct tape, food and women. That's all you need. remember, don't die without ever having all of these first. Peters

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[16 May 2005|09:10pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]
[ music | Everything you know is wrong- Weird al ]

hey guys,
At this point, i have no idea who actually reads these, or who just looks at them and posts stupid responses. Either way, people are coming here, so i thank my loyal readers(all 5 of you), and start my new entry with an appology. Many people feel that my entries are too strong and suggestive, so at their request, i am toning it down a bit. I warn you, it won't be nearly as funny, but i'll try to keep it G rated for all the kids out there who are tired of living in a world of CRAP... i mean...rap. hehehehe. Well, i just got home from scout where andy nearly killed a kid playing ultimate frisbee. italians are crazy like that. earlier this year, Tony C threw a freakin chair at me. anyway, my dad went to bingo for the BOMM, and i'm just chillin online. It seems to me that people like writing about their problems. Well, this sin't oprah, and nobody cares, so go tell someone who does, instead of boring the rest of us with your troubles. Anyway, i enjoy reading some of the spontaneous posts that come to me so i'll throw an idea out there. Duct tape is so much better than any sport. The world could live without sports, but without duct tape, we'd be pulled back into the dak ages. THANK GOD FOR DUCT TAPE. by the way, three days until STAR WARS. have fun doing one-acts and whatnot. Later

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HOORAY [15 May 2005|10:19pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | i feel pretty- west side story ]

What's up homies.
my day started out pretty bad. my parents refused to take me driving, and they broke three other promises that i wont go into much detail on, but it took a turn for the better. my brother just got home from work. (he got a job at golden coral this wekend)
well, the manager needs more help, so i start on saturday. I'm greatly ezcited about this sudden turn of events,and i no longer have to rely solely upon my crappy part time job at the ballpark. This is freakin awesome. well, i must be boreing you all, so now that you know why im excited, i'll try to end on a funny note. Firstly, i appreciate all your comments. even if just about every one refered to me as a racist bastard. I'm sorry, but you are all a litte bit racist too. i've only got a couple of things to say to you judgemental ass-wholes. Leches moi boucles. that, good sirs and madames is french. only a select few know what it means. I have to go to bed now, so i am going to stop typing. Remember:girls are awesome, so do whatever they say because they are better and a lot less horny than guys. peace

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